I was in the kitchen today when I heard this very odd noise outside. As it turns out, we have a couple more “feathered friends” hanging out and irritating us.

I have no idea what kind of bird this is, but I’m sure someone will enlighten me.

The first thing I saw was a little bird sitting on my passenger side mirror while my car sat outside.

Doesn’t the top of the mirror and the side of the door look lovely now?

I kept watching and noticed this:

The ding-dong of a bird is trying to mess with its reflection in my mirror! It would attack the mirror, then perch on the rim of the door at the window, attack again, then perch on top of the mirror.

When it got tired of that for a moment,

it would hop along the wiper blades to check on the bird on the OTHER mirror that was doing the exact same thing! WTH?

See them both? After the one bird checked on the other, it hopped along the wiper blades back to the passenger mirror and started all over again.

Why do we seem to be attracting the idiot birds? It would have been funnier, if it weren’t for the nasty mess left on both sides of my car!

As it turns out, some feathered freaks are doing something similar on the mirrors on Ray’s truck. Yuck.